Carl Tyler's Blog

1 - What about

{ Link }

At what point do you actually believe that you can shoot a wheel nut loose with a shot gun. Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer uses a gun for everything.

2 - what a man does (with a bicycle) in the privacy of his own room should be of no one's concern but his (and his bicycle).

3 - I've had mate who had relations with the village bike before.

But I think that was something different

4 - So wait.... the guy was alone.... with a bicycle... in a room in a hostel... humping it... and the police invade the room to find this, and it's this man that gets arrested!??!?!?!

The article doesn't say, but surely he was a) visible from an outside window; or b) making rude noises. Otherwise, on what basis did they invade the room?

5 - @4 - presumably the neighbours were complaining about him having Queen's Greatest Hits playing constantly on repeat ...

{ Link }