Carl Tyler's Blog

1 - "Once around and from top to bottom" ... so far so good, but ... "It's a bit like a car wash."

Sorry, mate ... doesn't sound like a place for my privates.

Besides - has anybody bothered to investigate the potential influence a product like this would have on the hole in the ozone layer??

I mean ... this "sex" fad IS rather widespread, and the amounts of aerosol gasses used to propel these things on a world-wide scale ... well, I rest my case.

But I can just see it now, groups of german teenagers borrowing condom-cans from each other, or - even worse - each carrying a can to a party. "So, you're hoping to get lucky there, are you fella?!"

Fat chance!