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Last night unwelcome guests returned to my house. Yes a small well organised group of mice. These evil mice have chosen to take the path of evil versus the path of good. Tonight, I will invade the evil doers hideouts with my Weapons of Mouse Destruction, and try and capture the evil leader. If I should happen to kill the sons of the head mouse in the process of fighting evil, I will break the Geneva convention and post their pictures here, so that the other evil mice know that I am serious and prove that I did catch them. I will give the mice till sundown this evening to give themselves up and leave my house amicably, thereby avoiding the loss of innocent mice.

My plan is simple,

1. Destroy the mouse infrastructure and shut off their exit paths to other houses.
2. Deploy my Weapons of Mouse Destruction to execute a targeted campaign to remove the top level leaders.
3. Move in a crack squad of cats to take over and control the mouse cities.
4. Start rebuilding the mouse cities and teach them about democracy and the path of good
5. Help the mice elect a new mouse leader

Wait a minute I got carried away, I'm going to do steps 1 - 3, and hopefully wipe out all the little buggers. Maybe I should put the little heads of captured evil mice on cocktail sticks so that I can show other mice that plan on coming into my home what I have in store for them.

Bring it on little mice, bring it on...