Carl Tyler's Blog

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Have arrived, checked into the hotel, have Vonage all plugged in and working, although the "highspeed" internet isn't much better than dialup, 91kb down!

To add to what others have already said, here are my tips for surviving/having fun at Lotusphere

• When you come in really late at night from partying, so late that the paper has already been delivered to your room, pick it up when you enter the room, as your head will be in much better shape for picking it up when you hammered, than with the hangover the next morning.
• If you want to do a fun pub crawl, buy a ticket to Epcot, and then have a drink in every country, I've done it a few times, and with the right people it can be a lot of fun, the best thing is, you don't even need a passport!
• If you're dancing away in 8-Traxx, watch out for people with cameras, you never know when these pictures are going to come back to haunt you
• If you have a similar style of eating to George Bush, then watch out for the boxed lunch, every year one of these pack lunches comes with a cookie covered in pretzels, so try not to choke. How did anyone ever come up with that idea?
• If you plan to steal the Swan boats during the night, be sure to have enough Disney dollars to bail yourself out of Disney jail.

Now I'm ready for some golf!