Carl Tyler's Blog :: Dinner with the Tylerettes tonight

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Tylerettes are an interesting bunch. Basically somehow, wherever I live I seem to end up with a large number of female friends (and I'm not gay), who over the years have affectionately become known as the Tylerettes. I think some of it is that I'm not constantly trying to get in their pants (or so they think) and I'm a huge flirt, I'm also willing to say things that most other guys wouldn't (especially here in the US), I also think I'm a good listener which they all like, off course I could be totally wrong and they all just want to get in my pants.

Tonight I'm going out for a late birthday dinner with some of the Boston clan so it should be fun.

I have often thought it would be great to die and be able to attend your own funeral, as I swear my Dad would be standing there with all these women in attendance wondering what the hell I had been up to. Funny how the best party anyone ever throws for you is your funeral.

To my Tylerettes in England, I will be over at Christmas, so we can have a little reunion then.

I am sure people must think I'm crazy reading this, but honest there really are Tylerettes.

Comments

1 - I, as a long time friend, colleage and former parole officer of said Mr. Carl Daddy Cool Uncle Buck Tyler can confirm that he is in fact the proud target of wanton lust from a diverse group of female members of the opposite sex.
This phenomena has existed for many years now and is the source of many a folk tale in jolly old quaint England.
Despite many years of expensive research, in pubs, bars and clubs at sales meetings, conferences and events none of the experts gathered could agree as to the cause of this phenomena.
A number of different schools of thought have grown around this central topic, those that claim Mr Tyler has strange almost Rasputin type powers over female ladies of the opposite sex, others claim he has shamanic powers and cast spells over the followers known as Tylerettes, others say it is just straight forward animal mangentism.
In a recent interview Prof W. H. Smith Dip Eng. B&Q DIY of the University of doing something smart in London claimed that after extensive research on the subject his conclusion was that Mr. Tyler is in fact a lizard type reptile called Tharg from the planet Splarg. However this claim was soon dismissed when it became know that Smith had said changing the name of marathons to snickers was a really good idea and something similar should be done to opal fruits.
Counter claims from Prof Austin Metro of the University of doing something even smarter with working class people stated that it is the fact that Tyler is basically a "nice bloke" with a heart as big as Aberystwyth on market day, a wicked sense of humour and the ability to use the number of ears in direct proportion to the number of gobs he has, and of course the overall rugged good looks that in certain light makes him look like a young Benny from Cross Roads.
Whatever your view on it, Prof Wick Ed E Raver of the University of Liverpool summed it up nicely when he said "er, well I dunno like, burra do know dat dem gerls really luv da big lad"
Nuff said really.

Posted by Jim At 02:53:35 PM On 10/21/2003 | - Website - |

2 - name names, big boy

Posted by Ed Brill At 03:09:26 PM On 10/21/2003 | - Website - |

3 - Wow, I was going to post something witty, but I just don't think I can top Jim on this one.

Well, enjoy your belated B-day. Mine is tomorrow (33) so I'm ramping up as well...

No greyhawkettes for me though!

Take Care,
John

Posted by Greyhawk68 At 03:49:28 PM On 10/21/2003 | - Website - |

4 - We do exist, I'm living proof. Not sure why I only found out about this particular website when I met up with Mr Tyler last night, but better late than never! Bookmarked.

Don't you just love him?

Did anyone else know that Carl has a 'thing' for rowers? To be explored further me thinks.