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In the style of Where's Waldo, we have a new game, Where's Thomas? Thomas Gumz my good old German buddy (and no I hardly ever mention the war) has been single for a while, and I have found like my brother when he is single he wants to go to the movies and go for drinks quite a bit. In other words they're desperate for company and call me.

Well For the last few weeks, Thomas has vanished, no more calls, his posts are down on the Forums, and I'm not getting the calls to go to the movies, and he's never home at the weekends.

This can mean only one thing, Thomas is dating! I'm pretty certain he probably has a big grin on his face, rumours are he's been spending a lot of time down in New York City, so if you have seen the missing Thomas post a comment, so we can find out. Now obviously being a true friend, we need to judge said girlfriend if she exists, so extra points for photographic evidence.

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Gravatar Image1 - In the style of NYPD Blue - I found the cosmopolitan without looking for him by chance on a high-class roof top fancy party that was monitored by dogs. The animals must have smelled the undercover operation as they kept barking at me. The suspect began to calm the savage pit bulls by playing a game with them of who's stronger. It's still not determined who's the winner there...

Anyway, my cover was lifted when we all went to some restaurant and he sat next to me. At first, it appeared that he was either the shy guy or wanted to become my friend in some Machiavellian way. Once the conversation got erotic about the differences between S_X & M_K_NG L_V_ (only under oath will this come out again) our feet touched. I simply thought it was an accident. After the tantalizing end of the topic folks went home except the Waldo guy Thomas with the not Irish but German slang, the detective's friend Mary and myself NYPD Judy. We walked on till we found a few lively bar/dance clubs where my cover was exposed and we had a host of laughs and weird people. On the way out of the cab the tables turned on the detective and she slipped the biz card to him.

Out of the not so blue comes an elaborate email from Thomas and ever since this accidental meeting we've been hunting each other down for time in MA or NY. So, to Thomas's friends this 'girl friend' does in fact have a pulse and very much exists. In fact she's me and I'm crazy about him. By the way ever hear that some Native New Yorker song? It kind has a disco sound to it and it half describes me.
In fact, if you'd ask him he might share some pictures from my birthday party at my dad's lake house where one of the encounters occurred. And I to would like to meet his mysteriously curious friends in the future. ' Judy

Gravatar Image2 - Haha, this was really fun reading. I am waiting for Thomas' response though....

Rune Carlsen
Dominozone

Gravatar Image3 - His AIM account appears to be online but that probably means he's chatting with his girlfriend all day

Gravatar Image4 - My (also german) buddy Volker Weber accurately (as always!) reports his findings at http://vowe.net/archives/003507.html

Danke Volker

Gravatar Image5 - I don't think Judy really exists. I think she is actually a new IBM/Lotus application that Thomas has built maybe called a Girllet similar to a portlet. Judy..how do we really know you exist?

Gravatar Image6 - Bruce, hop over to my site. The picture is click-through.

Gravatar Image7 - Those photos are easy to fake with Paintshop

Gravatar Image8 - There is no Paintshop on a Mac.

Gravatar Image9 - What's a Mac? Is that like a rain coat? A Macintosh?

Gravatar Image10 - Ah....biggie size!!!! not her breasts but the click thru on Vowe's site.

Gravatar Image11 - I think you just painted yourself into a corner. "You mean, they are not big enough?" - "No, err, I meant, err ..."

Gravatar Image12 - Did he paint with Paintshop or was it Photoshop?

Gravatar Image13 - I'm not quite certain if the comment suggesting if she really exists makes me comfortable.

As that comment assumes that either he's "made up stuff before", created a women before (sort of like the movie Weird Science), or maybe he has some bizzare issue which makes women run away from him?!?!? I doubt all of these possibilities very much....but if you know anything to the contrary let me in on the secret(s)...

Anyway, I do exist and have no made up body structures other than what I was given on my first day of birth.

If you'd like my email address or want to grab lunch one day when Thomas & I are together then please set it up with him. - Judy

Gravatar Image14 - Judy, you were born on a Thursday. How long do you think I need to find out your address, mail or postal? Without asking Thomas, of course ...

Gravatar Image15 - It's easy to find Americans and their birthdays, jus thit good old, www.anybirthday.com

Gravatar Image16 - Huge HINTS for Volker:
Ok since you found birthday - that means you also have my last name - I'll give you a clue about my personal email address:
my first initial(no spaces - them my last name spelled backwards)@aol.com
or you could get my work address from Carl who I emailed to assist me me in changing something and he speedily did so.
- Judy

Gravatar Image17 - Judy, ask Thomas what my profession is. I HAVE to be curious.

Gravatar Image18 - Well...at least Judy is witty like sir Thomas.

Gravatar Image19 - Anybirthday.com has three Edward R Brill listings...none of 'em are me

Gravatar Image20 - And they don't list Judy.

Gravatar Image21 - As that comment assumes that either he's "made up stuff before", created a women before (sort of like the movie Weird Science), or maybe he has some bizzare issue which makes women run away from him?!?!?

It could also mean that we're all living inside the Matrix and you're just an autonomous program who chose exile over deletion.

But hopefully we'll be able to put such notions to rest when we meet for drinks this weekend. See you then.

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