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A few months ago I purchased a 10 year old diesel VW Beetle as I've been driving to see customers in Boston and New York quite a bit.  My Mitsubishi truck is still great but only manages about 17 mpg on the motorway so was a little expensive to run.   The Beetle with my driving style returns about 46-48 MPG.  If was a good person and observed all speed limits and made sure my air pressure is correct I can actually get about 50mpg so quite a bit better than the Mitsubishi.  Even though the Beetle could be considered a little gay (nothing wrong with that), it's a lot more fun to drive than the Mitsubishi on the bendy NH roads.

Anyway, recently my headlight bulb went and I had to change it.  Simple I thought, normally you just flip a panel on the back of the headlight unit, pull out the bulb and put in a new one.  Not so with a VW Beetle.  Because of the tightness of space under the bonnet, changing a bulb in the beetle is a lot more complex, sadly the manual does not make this clear.  All the manual pretty much says is put up a black plastic lever and twist.  What it doesn't say is that after 10 years these plastic levers can get stuck solid, and oh when you twist it you actually have to pull the entire headlight assembly out of the car.  It also doesn't say that in extremely cold weather plastic becomes brittle and can easily snap.   Yep you guessed it my little plastic lever broke, which is when I went searching the web for better instructions.

The web really is a wonderful thing, a quick google search and you can find photos illustrating the way.  I only wish I had read these before I broke the little lever.

VW told me they could have changed the bulb for 100 dollars, but as I had broken the lever I would need a replacement headlight unit for approximately 220 dollars + labour.  Obviously like any reasonable person my response to that was screw that (these were the same people that wanted 100 bucks to replace the indicator relay (which actually ended up costing me 22 bucks for the part and 2 minutes of my time).  So I decided to go it alone, I was not going to be beaten by a simple $5 replacement bulb.  So after about a couple of hours of chiseling away some "surplus" plastic, probably not surplus but it had to go seen as I broke the lever, and drilling a hole, I managed to get the headlight unit out and change the 5 dollar bulb.  Also an additional note for myself, when working with metal tools, always be sure to try and avoid shorting out the positive terminal with the grounded chassis, otherwise they can get a little hot

I think the title for this blog entry isn't quite right, as the engineering itself is quite clever, so the title should probably be, German engineering is great but their documentation sucks.  With better documentation my effort could have probably been reduced to about 5 minutes.

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Gravatar Image1 - That'll teach you sonEmoticon

Is $100 the minimum VW labour charge.Emoticon
I'd have done it for $10
Dad



Gravatar Image2 - I did learn from the best, and I felt like I was channeling your energy throughout the whole process.

Not sure on the minimum charge.

I did think about leaving it until May for you, but I didn't want to get a ticket Emoticon As for $10, I thought you'd work for food and lodgings?

Gravatar Image3 - I had a couple of these VW's for company cars and I would have to agree. Changing bulbs was a nightmare.

They have since gone back to the leasing company.

They do run very well and are quite spacious.

I always use to joke about having the workbench which would allow me to pull apart a PC while on the road - some would call it a large dashboard.

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Gravatar Image4 - There used to be fantastic mechanics' manuals available for the VWs. My sister had one, and she kept her '74 VM Super Beetle (semi-automatic, no less) running all through college. And she's not a car geek by any stretch. These manuals were so good any average person could maintain a Beetle. I don't know if there is one for your year, but you might want to hit up eBay and look around.

re: headlights - try it on a '90 Camry. I broke two screwdrivers on mine. Emoticon

Gravatar Image5 - I agree with @4 - there are some good manuals out there but I've found the internet to be even better. As you discovered, often someone has even taken pictures of the whole process. As for the $220 part, I encountered a similar case wit ha cracked headlamp on my old Volvo. This is where "old cars deserve old parts". Keep you eyes open for junkyards with new Beatles !

Gravatar Image6 - A car being expensive to run in the US? How much are you paying for fuel? Try running your cars in the UK £1.08 per LITRE at the moment!!

Gravatar Image7 - @6 It's all relative. I really did it to be more green Emoticon

Gravatar Image8 - @7 Should have bought a Toyota Prius then! Emoticon

According to the United States Environmental Protection Agency, the 2008 Prius is the most fuel efficient car sold in the U.S. According to the UK Department for Transport, the Prius is tied with the diesel MINI Cooper D as the second least CO2-emitting vehicle behind the Volkswagen Polo 1.4 TDI.

Gravatar Image9 - @8 What happens to that big battery?

Also it costs a hell of a lot more than a 10 year old TDI beetle.

Also the VW TDI gets better MPG, just that it's not sold anymore Emoticon

Gravatar Image10 - @9 Missed the "diesel" bit - sorry!Emoticon

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