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So there is a lot of confusion today regarding George Bush and his visit to England today. They are saying they can't understand how there will be thousands of protestors out to greet him and yet a recent study shows that Brits like Americans. The confusion comes from these dumb journalists confusing mixing polls. The previous polls have been asking Brits if they like Geroge Bush, not Americans, very very few people in Britain have a problem with Americans, we have a problem with George Bush. So if you hear this confusing summary on the radio you now know the truth. If you don't like what polls are telling you, then change the questions.

Someone sent me the following joke earlier today, I don't really get it, but someone else told me it is funny:

While on his state visit to England, George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."